There is no such thing as a seedless strawberry, at least not as far as I am aware. I refuse to check if this is indeed something that has been devised in some cursed lab (pronounced cur-SEDD), as I find the constant exposure to the entirety of humankind's knowledge tiresome. What a concept. Any question I can think to ask can be answered, yet I desire (or maybe crave?) wondering. And not wondering in the existential or even intellectual sense (I have no affinity for this), I miss long car rides next to my brother, bickering about whether squids are a kind of snail (they are not, as I so wrongly claimed in third grade, though they are both cephlopods). This sort of question could now easily be solved via google search. I suppose even back then debates could be resolved using google, but 2010 cell service was not sufficiently advanced as to support internet browsing. Importantly, it is not the arguing and disagreements I miss (these seem to follow me wherever I go, funny that...), but rather the process of thinking something through, socially and without omniscient aides, that calls to me (with a hint of nostalgia).
This is a long winded way of saying: I don't know if seedless strawberries are real, and I refuse to look it up.
But the idea of the seedless strawberry fascinates me. A strawberry! Without seeds! How unnecessary! Frivolous! Stupid! I don't think anyone has ever tasted a strawberry then turned to the person next to them saying, "you know, the strawberry tastes wonderful but can we do it without the seeds?" And I think that about encapsulates what this page will contain. A frivolity nobody asked for. So here it is. The Seedless Strawberry. A creation named after something I so heroically refuse to look up. I suppose the amount of pride I have for such ignorance should be concerning, but honestly, fuck you. Yeah. I said it. Go fuck yourself. That's right. And fuck you too.
Wow. That took a turn. Sorry about that. Also expect some typos. I really don't care enough to fix them, and this isn't my goddamn homework. I'm literally nt gd at speling.